Feb 1, 2019

Japan 2019 - Day 13


I’m a few days behind with this, which based on our last two trips to Japan isn’t unusual once we hit Tokyo. We move into  a different time space once we hit Tokyo.

While we’re skiing, time is dictated somewhat by the fact that the lifts don’t typically run at night (though there are times where there’s night skiing) and by the fact that the legs tend to be a bit worn out by the end of a day of skiing. As noted earlier on this trip, I usually push for us to be on the mountain as soon as the lifts are running and we typically ski until close to the last lifts operation. This year that wasn’t quite the case and the fact that I spent the second part of our ski adventure injured tempered my push for us to be up and out the door so early.

After a long day of travel to Tokyo the day before and a reasonably late night, no one was particularly bent on getting out of the door early. We hadn’t planned a lot for the day, but we did know that the Telford’s were arriving into Tokyo that morning and that they’d be staying at the same hotel (having planned it before our departure).

I’d pushed for us to go have a look at Takeshita Street and that ended up on the agenda for the day. We travelled in to Akihabara to pick up 72 hour Metro tickets only to find (and remember) that we needed all of our passports in order to be able to buy them. We’d only brought one with us just in case we happened to buy something duty free. That meant someone had to head back to the hotel to collect the rest of the passports. Caroline was the hero who agreed to go while the rest of us wandered around a couple of stores.


The delay meant that Caroline met up with the Telfords at the hotel and so they joined us in our trek to Takeshita Street. Reaching the top of Takeshita Street was one of those oh my God moments. The street itself has a reputation for being something of a get anything and everything kind of street, popular with the youth of Tokyo and something of a fashion centre.



Emily was after boots and a coat and Thomas was after a coat, so it seemed like a reasonable place to start the search even though it was so crowded that movement was an interesting proposition. We quickly decided that twelve of us trying to tour the street together wasn’t going to work and opted for splitting up and meeting later, then quickly abandoned thoughts of crossing the street and went down one side and up the other instead. By the time we’d toured up and down the street (a good 2 hour exercise) we’d seen all sorts. Crepes, Idol goods, food and a range of fashion from acid-tripping space cat t-shirts, to punk, Lolita and a range in between. There certainly didn’t seem to be any rules to how the whole place was arranged. In once case you had to walk through a lingerie store to get to the upstairs to a shop selling anime goods. Completely crazy.


Not only did we all survive, but all twelve of us actually managed to find one another at the end of the process and find Emily a pair of cheap boots! Talk about success.

By the time that we’d managed to complete the venture, dinner was looming which with twelve people in tow looked like being an interesting proposition. One thing that we did know was that the restaurant that we’d eaten at the day before had sufficient seating upstairs, the food was good and most importantly we knew exactly where it was. So we went back.

I can’t remember as I write this on the plane home whether I posted the image of the menu with the more interesting options … liver, diaphragm, guts … rectum. As we’d walked home the night before, we’d discussed the fact that the diaphragm was listed as skirt steak and was very tasty. We wondered whether rectum would actually be rump steak. There’s only one way you can find these things out. When we returned the second night I suggested that I was going to order the rectum to see whether our theory held true.


I did it. I ordered rectum for dinner. That’s something I thought I’d never say. Unfortunately our theory was incorrect; it clearly wasn’t rump steak. It didn’t look offensive, but I was left facing the fact that if it wasn’t rump steak, it probably truly was rectum, probably pork rectum from its appearance.

Having ordered it, there was only one thing left to do … taste it. Not many people were up for a taste of my rectum, but that’s kind of understandable really . I tasted it and it wasn’t offensive or anything. It was mostly a bit chewy, like gristle. It came served on a skewer with about five small pieces on each of the two skewers. In the end there was one piece left. As the person that ordered it, I figured I should be the one to finish it. Unfortunately it was quite a large piece and the more I chewed it the more I thought about what it was. In the end I quickly swallowed it down half chewed and put it behind me.

The rest of dinner was as good as the first night, though given we’d been separated into two tables we certainly managed to over-order. Again. At least we knew how big the serves of fries were going to be.

Having finished dinner, there was a call to try the PachinkoSlots by some of the younger members of the group. I opted to go along with them if for no other reason than curiosity. We’d been to Tokyo twice before, walked past them many times, but I still had no idea what they were.

Michael, Thomas, Max, Gigi, Sarah and I walked to Akihabara and into the first Pachinko Slot establishment we found. About twenty minutes later we walked out again with less money and yet no real improvement in our understanding of what these slots were.


I watched Michael play mostly. It involved putting money in, watching little ball-bearings fall down and lots of lights and crazy things happening. And then suddenly there was no money left. Even had they won, they couldn’t have converted the winnings to cash. You can trade the little ball bearings for prizes or preserve your balance on a card to play another time, but the only way to convert to cash apparently involves a grey market and some dubious exchanges. I think I was happier that the money just disappeared.

Of course being in Akihabara meant that we were right next door to the claw machines. Well, we couldn’t deprive the Telfords of the chance to experience that wonder! We made our way in and watched Michael suck Max into having a go. I think it was best summed up when upon committing additional funds to the machine one of his sisters stated, “You’re a dickhead Max.” But in his defence, he was having fun! And he won a prize, though won is possibly over-exaggerating how it came about. There was a machine on easy mode with a big fat fluffy hedgehog waiting to be claimed. Max had a couple of attempts before help was called for. Before too long the attendant had all but put the toy into the claim box to help him finally win it.

Probably the funniest item that was acquired was a sizeable plastic Bowser.

The game consisted of a toy balanced with a lever holding it in place. Around the outside was a ring of lights. They lit up one at a time so that the light spun around the toy. You had to press the button to stop it on the one with the lever which would then drop away and release the toy. It was also on easy mode.

Max had a go and missed by two lights. Before long Michael was being talked into have a turn just because Max had. Michael tells it that he had a go just to go one better than Max or at worst. To not miss by more than Max had. He nailed it first go. Unfortunately that meat even more crap for our luggage.


Michael’s Dumpling count: 107

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