We were at a friend's place the other night and someone was having a conversation with Emily because they had chickens there.
"Chickens lay eggs!" Emily declared proudly, showing off her knowledge.
"What about cows?"
"Noooooooo, cows don't lay eggs!" She replied with a look that said how can someone your age be such an imbecile? "They lay milk! And then it goes to a factory and becomes real milk!"
"Do sheep lay eggs?"
"Noooooooo! They lay wool!"
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